We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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