I want to walk on stilts...naked
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
time to smoke my breakfast
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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