you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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