We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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