Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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