I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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