no. you can't hotbox the world.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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