Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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