Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Randomize
