I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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