Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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