Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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