And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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