Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
