jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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