Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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