Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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