So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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