Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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