doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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