and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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