dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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