ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
worst night to have a conscience
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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