You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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