that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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