I don't think brook has ever known best
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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