this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
What a dumb baby whore.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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