Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
It's official drugs can't kill me
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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