She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I cut my penus on the lid.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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