hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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