So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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