Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
