What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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