how do flat chested girls get laid?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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