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I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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