Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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