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(503): View more from Oregon

We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?

(509): View more from Washington

Places.

(503): View more from Oregon

Plural? Please tell.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?

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(256): View more from Alabama

Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.

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(408): View more from California

You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.

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(770): View more from Georgia

If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?

(910): View more from North Carolina

That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?

(770): View more from Georgia

Touche.

(910): View more from North Carolina

I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.

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I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..

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(602): View more from Arizona

He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow

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(612): View more from Minnesota

At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?

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(248): View more from Michigan

So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.

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