I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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