Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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