My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I understand Curling. That high.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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