return my video game
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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