Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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