Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Randomize
