sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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