HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I am mentally ready for anal.
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