Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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