you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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