Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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