Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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