i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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