butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I am in a vortex of obligation.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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