sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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