Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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