office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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