Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
All I want is dick and wine.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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