Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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