If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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