He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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