Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Too much gin, very little bucket
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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