I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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