Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I currently don't understand fingers.
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