About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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